What Does My Cat Think of Me?

From his perspective,

- I get to choose from lots of foods, but only give him one option.

- I leave the house when I want, but deny him exit.

- I snuggle with other creatures in the house, but kick him away sometimes.

- I don't drink water out of toilet - why? WHY?

- I go pee & poo in his preferred water dish - why? WHY?

- I don't sleep nearly enough.

- I give way too much attention to that other four legged awkward lump of a creature named Buddy the Bulldog and really - what does he do to deserve it?

- I don't SEE nearly as much as I could, if I would just chill the fuck out.