Well nevermind worrying about stress and junk food ...

(originally posted somewhere else July 2, 2007)

In yet another astounding bit of probably overfunded obvious science, scientists have discovered that chronic stress and eating like shit causes obesity. Never fear, though - they've also found a cure, a shot that blocks the accumulation of fat, melts existing fat, and even one that could grow fat for things like boob jobs.

Hell, now that I know I can eat whatever I want and I'll just have to get a shot, my stress level is way down. I feel skinnier already!